Episode 5: YOU AREN'T EVEN MY REAL DAD

[bryce]

Lulzy episode thread title is lulzy to me

UPDATED HIT LIST:

Public Enemies Numero Uno & Dos

1. Elise
2. Navneet

Threats to take out sooner rather than later:

3. Stephen
4. Josh

Not an immediate problem but people to keep an eye on

5. Dejuan
6. Albee 

Ally Chart

The Illumi-knight-y: Bryce, Tom, Yap

The Ab's Alliance: Bryce, Sara, Albee

The Side Hoes: Bryce, Sara, Kate (Made that name up myself, Sara/Kate just won't know about it)

Work In Progress: Bryce, Tom, Kate (Idk I think it's a thing? I'll solidify)

R.I.P. The Frat (Bryce, Tom, Andrew) 

Alliances That I Know About/Suspect

Tom/Josh

Yap/Patrick (Possibly Stephen?)

Stephen/Elise/Navneet (Biggest upcoming threat that I suspect to be forming)

Kate/Eric

Eric/Patrick

Tom/Justin

[bryce]

[notstephen]

Jul 9, 2015 12:19:42 GMT -5 bryce said:

"Guess who found the iiiidol? I did! I did!"

[bryce]

Idk this is exciting I get to experiment with all the different ways I can fuck up having a hidden immunity idol

[bryce]

[bryce]

[bryce]

I think I got the votes against Stephen

GET READY FOR FIREWORKS BECAUSE I'M MAKING A DUMBASS MOVE I DON'T WANT TO DO BUT IT MAKES THE MOST SENSE BECAUSE I CAN'T TRUST THE OTHER TRIBE TO KEEP ME SAFE OVER JACK/JUSTIN IN THE FUTURE

I just really didn't want to play like a weasel this time :/ I have such a bad habit of blindsiding people for even APPEARING to be threats but Tom and Yap are pushing it. I'm blaming them.

[bryce]

Also what was the first thing Dejuan said to me at 1 pm EST today? "Did we win the challenge"

FUCK YOU DEJUAN YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING I HATE YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO SAVE YOU

[kez]

there's the good old conflicted bryce that i know and love

[bryce]

LITERALLY I MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED FOR MYSELF AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

Something's broken in me