Episode 4: Bitches From Minnesota
Jul 9, 2015 2:19:45 GMT -5
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Post by elise on Jul 9, 2015 2:19:45 GMT -5
So.... I'm really behind on confessionals. Oops. Guess I get an INV edgic.
I promise I actually did stuff this round. I feel a recap is in order.
So last episode myself and Jack managed to save my tribe (reoccuring theme) by running around to a bunch of people to ensure Derek goes home instead of Jack. Nav was a little hesitant, but everyone else was on board because Derek barely shows. Plus Id just remind them Jack was busy supporting his hospitalized mom. Its a little hard to respond with "lets vote Jack out" without looking like a total asshole, especially while there are still lots of options.
Meanwhile, Daniel was off posting his confessionals publicly. He seems like such a douche <3 Its kind of hilarious. Literally the first 10 seconds: "I TOLD MY TRIBE I GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE WAY TO THE FERRIS WHEEL SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO DO PHOTOHUNT". What a badass manipulator of this game <3
^Basically Boston Rob. But better.
More importantly though, his confessionals put Tom and Josh in hot water. There are two things to do with this information. Either pile the heat on Tom and Josh to get them out, or offer to save them while they have very limited options. Or both. I considered pushing for a Tom vote this round but then I remembered he's the only other tribemate that actually does stuff. Also Andrew is terrible. But more on that later.
Anyways Daniel decided that, after posting a public confessional of how you lied to everyone, the best course of action would be to isolate himself from the group even more. So he and Dejuan decided to vote against Jack anyways. Man they suck. This is great for me though because a) Jack realizes hes in danger and is therefore more reliant on me, and b) Daniel and Dejuan become even easier to vote out. Win-win.
So after the clusterfuck that was last round, Catania starts round 4 off by immediately losing the challenge.
^My feelings exactly
Again, I was the only person on my tribe who actually scored anything. I am not even surprised at this point. I have never in my life been labelled as a "challenge threat" but these people suck so badly that I look amazing by comparison. It's actually throwing me through a loop because I have no idea what to do in this situation. Should I stop trying just so I dont look like a threat? I feel like that kid in a group project thats forced to do all the work. Either I do everything or we fail. Can't win. Sigh.
Only three of us were even at the challenge, with Justin sitting out and Andrew too busy doing whatever the fuck Andrew does. Good news is it was the three people who talk, so after we lost we went on call. We talked about how amazing our tribe is and how how we need to keep the tribe strong. It was actually really nice. I really like Jack and Tom, and Justins a sweetheart. For all the shit I give them in confessional they're still really awesome people. Im glad I was on Catania <3
Anyways Jack suggested we vote Andrew because he had to vote that night. Andrew rarely shows, and even when he does he never really fit in. I talk to Patrick and he says he just wants to vote in the majority. So it was an easy vote.
However, because the universe hates me of course it couldn't be an easy vote. First thing I get home, Andrew is trying to stir shit up. He told me he heard my name thrown around, but he wouldn't tell me who said it until he knew he was safe. Uh huh.
I then get a message from a concerned Justin, who thinks it might be him because of what Andrew said. I message Tom who says Andrew is trying to throw any tribemate he can under the bus. Jack and I bond over our disbelief that this was all happening.
But wait, theres more!
So obviously after comparing notes Andrew is doomed. But Andrew's still not giving up. He was messaging all of us various plans, for me he told me I owe him the favor of voting with him. Lol wut. He then started to get angry because he's totally loyal, but we were all voting him out anyways.
^It is at this point in our story that my head starts to hurt.
I mostly just tuned out so I cant recall all of it in great detail. I do know he copy/pasted all of us the EXACT SAME MESSAGE about how loyal he is, and how much of a mistake it'd be to vote him out. Jack finally just tells him to vote Tom (presumably for lols), so I get a message saying if I switch my vote to Tom he'll let me know everything about Tom's game. Because I'd definitely care about what Tom's game was after he was voted out. Thats on the assumption that Andrew knew anything about Tom's game in the first place, which he probably didnt. Also nevermind the fact that this was all after the voting deadline so I couldn't have done it even if I had fallen for this idiotic scheme.
And so, in a shocking vote Andrew and Daniel were both unanimously voted out. Two crazies gone in one round. Not bad <3
^Not really a relevant picture. The world just needs more Nic Cage.
The rest of the night was spent by everyone in a group call making fun of how terrible Andrew is. While he got kicked out of chat for wanting to "blow peoples games up" by revealing there are "at least 3 people with 7 alliances" because hes a "free agebt (agent)".
Good times. I learned a lot of new things! Apparently Andrew is in Aruba on a trip his gf's family paid for, but he wants to break up with her DURING THE TRIP so he can sleep with random girls in Aruba. He also loves Kate's "alternative looks", but his favorite are Minnesota girls because apparently they show him their tits. Andrew is so intelligent and classy. I'm so sad I voted him out now.
Oh also the tribes swapped or something. More on that tomorrow when I'm actually awake.
Xoxo
Elise
I promise I actually did stuff this round. I feel a recap is in order.
So last episode myself and Jack managed to save my tribe (reoccuring theme) by running around to a bunch of people to ensure Derek goes home instead of Jack. Nav was a little hesitant, but everyone else was on board because Derek barely shows. Plus Id just remind them Jack was busy supporting his hospitalized mom. Its a little hard to respond with "lets vote Jack out" without looking like a total asshole, especially while there are still lots of options.
Meanwhile, Daniel was off posting his confessionals publicly. He seems like such a douche <3 Its kind of hilarious. Literally the first 10 seconds: "I TOLD MY TRIBE I GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE WAY TO THE FERRIS WHEEL SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO DO PHOTOHUNT". What a badass manipulator of this game <3
^Basically Boston Rob. But better.
More importantly though, his confessionals put Tom and Josh in hot water. There are two things to do with this information. Either pile the heat on Tom and Josh to get them out, or offer to save them while they have very limited options. Or both. I considered pushing for a Tom vote this round but then I remembered he's the only other tribemate that actually does stuff. Also Andrew is terrible. But more on that later.
Anyways Daniel decided that, after posting a public confessional of how you lied to everyone, the best course of action would be to isolate himself from the group even more. So he and Dejuan decided to vote against Jack anyways. Man they suck. This is great for me though because a) Jack realizes hes in danger and is therefore more reliant on me, and b) Daniel and Dejuan become even easier to vote out. Win-win.
So after the clusterfuck that was last round, Catania starts round 4 off by immediately losing the challenge.
^My feelings exactly
Again, I was the only person on my tribe who actually scored anything. I am not even surprised at this point. I have never in my life been labelled as a "challenge threat" but these people suck so badly that I look amazing by comparison. It's actually throwing me through a loop because I have no idea what to do in this situation. Should I stop trying just so I dont look like a threat? I feel like that kid in a group project thats forced to do all the work. Either I do everything or we fail. Can't win. Sigh.
Only three of us were even at the challenge, with Justin sitting out and Andrew too busy doing whatever the fuck Andrew does. Good news is it was the three people who talk, so after we lost we went on call. We talked about how amazing our tribe is and how how we need to keep the tribe strong. It was actually really nice. I really like Jack and Tom, and Justins a sweetheart. For all the shit I give them in confessional they're still really awesome people. Im glad I was on Catania <3
Anyways Jack suggested we vote Andrew because he had to vote that night. Andrew rarely shows, and even when he does he never really fit in. I talk to Patrick and he says he just wants to vote in the majority. So it was an easy vote.
However, because the universe hates me of course it couldn't be an easy vote. First thing I get home, Andrew is trying to stir shit up. He told me he heard my name thrown around, but he wouldn't tell me who said it until he knew he was safe. Uh huh.
I then get a message from a concerned Justin, who thinks it might be him because of what Andrew said. I message Tom who says Andrew is trying to throw any tribemate he can under the bus. Jack and I bond over our disbelief that this was all happening.
But wait, theres more!
So obviously after comparing notes Andrew is doomed. But Andrew's still not giving up. He was messaging all of us various plans, for me he told me I owe him the favor of voting with him. Lol wut. He then started to get angry because he's totally loyal, but we were all voting him out anyways.
^It is at this point in our story that my head starts to hurt.
I mostly just tuned out so I cant recall all of it in great detail. I do know he copy/pasted all of us the EXACT SAME MESSAGE about how loyal he is, and how much of a mistake it'd be to vote him out. Jack finally just tells him to vote Tom (presumably for lols), so I get a message saying if I switch my vote to Tom he'll let me know everything about Tom's game. Because I'd definitely care about what Tom's game was after he was voted out. Thats on the assumption that Andrew knew anything about Tom's game in the first place, which he probably didnt. Also nevermind the fact that this was all after the voting deadline so I couldn't have done it even if I had fallen for this idiotic scheme.
And so, in a shocking vote Andrew and Daniel were both unanimously voted out. Two crazies gone in one round. Not bad <3
^Not really a relevant picture. The world just needs more Nic Cage.
The rest of the night was spent by everyone in a group call making fun of how terrible Andrew is. While he got kicked out of chat for wanting to "blow peoples games up" by revealing there are "at least 3 people with 7 alliances" because hes a "free agebt (agent)".
Good times. I learned a lot of new things! Apparently Andrew is in Aruba on a trip his gf's family paid for, but he wants to break up with her DURING THE TRIP so he can sleep with random girls in Aruba. He also loves Kate's "alternative looks", but his favorite are Minnesota girls because apparently they show him their tits. Andrew is so intelligent and classy. I'm so sad I voted him out now.
Oh also the tribes swapped or something. More on that tomorrow when I'm actually awake.
Xoxo
Elise
