ANDREW'S CRUEL MEMORIAM (Episode 5 Confessionals)

[Justin Jones]

A special post for Andrew:

ANDREW'S CRUEL MEMORIAM (rip):

I am going to explain all the crazy stuff he did the last few hours he was alive, rip btw. 

~He was telling me that Him, Me, Tom and Patrick should work together to vote out either Jack or Elise. 
~He told Elise that him and her should try and vote out Tom/Jack/Me.
~He sent all of us the EXACT same message saying he'd bring us to the final 2 if we were to keep him.
~He was getting crazy mad once he saw I wasn't responding to him.
~The entire CYS cast was making the cruelest jokes about him on a skype call after he was voted out.

• Kate got pregnant from him -Patrick brung that up..-
• I brought up that he was planning on breaking up with his girlfriend because he didn't actually like her much even though his girlfriends family paid his trip to Aruba XD. We made soooo many jokes about that, it was crazy. Though I felt a bit bad afterwards for bringing it up, but whatevs he disrespected the hosts so he deserves it. 
• He was the real free agent (agebt, in his words) of the season. We all agreed Free Agebt should be the episode title.

~He was drunk as fuck! 
~Before he was actually voted out he was spamming the entire tribe with deals and other BS.
~After he was voted out he was spamming the season chat saying he was going to leak 'important' information from our tribe to everyone.
~And ended up getting practically banned by the hosts.

NICE GOING ANDREW!!

And a nice way to end this chapter of the game is with that he turned from the most boringest bore-whore in the history of bore-whorery to ever exsist to a complete joke, which ofcourse is remembered as a 'character' because of his dumbass decisions.

Peace out Andrew. I'm done with you forever! 

[Justin Jones]

Ughh, I don't know why I said 'Pokemon or something'... like I was embarassed or something. I'm a pokemon fan and proud of it!! 

Okay but anyways, am gonna skype with Bryce in a sec, so that's really good.

Hope you guys enjoy this little update, it brought a lot of stuff in perspective for me personally.

I had my ear-phones in because I was listening to soothing music, because this tribal is giving me a headache. 

[Justin Jones]

The call went really well with Bryce!! Am so thankful we are on the same tribe, we are always on the same page about everything and practically tell eachother everything about whats going on and what to do next and stuff, it's always nice to have someone like that, and who is also vocal towards me about what a good person I am to have around and stuff so he can talk without being afriad to reveal some type of thing that he isn't supposed to reveal towards others. So am really excited we hit off good!

[kez]

<3

[Justin Jones]

^ Thanks

Tbh, I wouldn't be shocked if they decided to try and vote me out. Have had that done to me numerous times in the past.